var arFeasts = new Array(
"January
gzurto, Circumcision of our Lord, Baselius of Caesarea, Gregory of Nyssa (1st) · denho, Epiphany (6th) · Beheading of St. John the Baptist (7th) · St. Stephen (8th) · Virgin Mary for seeds (15th) · Fast of Nineveh (Gregorian 29th-Feb 1st)",
"February
ma`alto, Presentation of our Lord at the Temple (2nd) · Mor Barsawmo, chief among mourners (3rd)
· kohné, Departed priests (Gregorian 4th) · Patriarch Mor Elias III (13th) · `aneedé, All faithful departed (Gregorian 11th) · Lent begins (Gregorian 19th) · Founding of the Church at Antioch (22nd) · St. Matthew (24th) · Mor Ephrem, Mor Theodoros (Gregorian 25th)",
"March
40 Martyrs of Sebaste (9th)
Middle of Lent, Feast of the Holy Cross, King Abgar (Gregorian 22nd) · suboro, Annunciation (25th)",
"April
oosha`né, Palm Sunday (Gregorian 9th), phesaho, Passover (Gregorian 13th) · `rubto d-hasho, Friday of Passion (Gregorian 14th) · qyomto, Sunday of Ressurection (Gregorian 16th)
New Sunday (Gregorian 23rd)
Middle of Lent, Feast of the Holy Cross, King Abgar (Julian 5th) · oosha`né, Palm Sunday (Julian 23rd), phesaho, Passover (Julian 14th) · `rubto d-hasho, Friday of Passion (Julian 15th) · qyomto, Sunday of Ressurection (Julian 17th)
Mor Awgen (+363) (20th) · Mor Gewargis Sahdo (23rd) · St. Mark the Evangelist (25th)",
"May
Virgin Mary for crops (15th) · suloqo, Ascension (Gregorian 25th)",
"June
Pentecost (Gregorian 15th) · First Church in the name of Virgin Mary (15th) · Fast of the Apostles (26th) · Sts. Peter & Paul (29th) · All Apostles (30th)",
"July
St. Thomas (3rd) · Mor Quryaqos and his mother Yuliti, Martyrs (15th) · [Bar `Ebroyo (30th)] ",
"August
mtalé, Transfiguration of Christ (6th) · shunoyo, Assumption of Virgin Mary (15th) ",
"September
Birth of Virgin Mary (7th) · sleebo, Exaltation of the Cross (14th)",
"October
Maphryono Mor Baselius Yaldo (2nd) · Mor Sargis & Bachus (7th) · Mort Shmouni & Mor Osyo (15th) · ",
"November
Mor Gregorius of Parumala (2nd) · qudosh `idto, Consecration of the Church (5th) · hudoth `idto, Dedication of the Church (12th) · Mor Ivanius, 'gold-mouthed' (18th) · suboreh dazkharyo, Annunciation to Zachariah (19th) · suboreh dabthulto, Annunciation to the Virgin (26th) · Mor Ya`qub of Sarug (29th)",
"December
mezalto, Mary visits Elizabeth (3rd) · Mort Barbara & Mort Yuliana (4th) · Mor Sokko/Nicholovos (6th) · mawlodeh d-yuhanon, Birth of John the Baptist (10th) · Mor Philoxenos of Mabbug; Mor Behnam and Mort Sarah (10th) · Advent fast begins (15th) · gelyono d-yawseph, Revelation to St. Joseph (17th) · St. Thomas wounded by a spear (18th) · Mor Ignatius of Antioch (20th) · Martyrdom of St. Thomas (21st) · Sunday before Christmas (24th) · yaldo, Christmas (25th) · nusrotho, Glorification of Mary (26th) · qetlo d-yaludé, Killing of infants (27th)");
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